conflicting:

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

Jul 21 16:43 with 241,462 notes

sorelatable:

Every teenager has tried to fit their fat ass on a baby swing

Jul 21 16:38 with 6,427 notes

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

Jul 18 18:48 with 391,752 notes

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

Jul 13 1:31 with 124,395 notes